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CAFAZIAN EMBASSY CABLES
In the latest outrage, there has been a serious breach of confidentiality that has affected the esteemed person of the island Kingdom of Cafazia, his most excellent and all mighty Sheridan Mortimer Winslow II. The "leak" has been published in full (as in keeping with the Cafazian Post's promise to publish and be f**ked!).
Last Wednesday, during a state visit to our beloved island, tucked away, far away from GPS and Google Map people, the most excellent deputy deputy deputy deputy prime ministers of Afghanistan and Iraq, deposited a total of 3 trillion US dollars into the Cafazian Offshore Bank. (COB).
The previous Monday, Angela Merkel dropped by to meet with our holiness, the Archbishop Sheridan Mortimer Winslow II. They discussed religion and the separation of powers. At the same time Angie (as she likes to be called by Robert de Niro - who was also visiting), told our beloved head of religious affairs that she thought God was against the Euro. The Pope who was next door in the Putin suite, rang the Vatican bankers, using the Cafazian telecom.
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